My friend had a theme surprise party for her husband's birthday. The theme was "White Trash/Redneck." This was the perfect excuse to make some funky stuff I wouldn't make otherwise.
We save the pull tabs from our soda cans to donate. We've gotten pretty lax on donating them so we have a ton. These could be good for... jewelry! In high school, I was big into making beaded necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. I searched around for my beading craft bucket and was pleasantly surprised that it was easy to find. It had everything I'd need for this pull tab idea I had.
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Can tabs, wire, wire cutters, and earring posts. |
So, making these earrings is pretty self explanatory. I took the wire and wrapped it around the can tabs to keep them in place. I made different shapes with the tabs, some were simple and some were more advanced. Once I had a matching set, I used the wire to attach the earring posts and voila! I had a couple new pairs of earrings!!
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Each set of earrings took about 15 minutes to make. |
Aww.. They look so bland just sitting there on the table. Here are a couple of pictures of them in action!
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Selfiies in the bathroom. Total faux pas! |
This was probably the easiest and quickest pair to make. But they still looked pretty cool on.
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I let my friend who threw the party wear this pair. She loved them. |
When I made this pair, I fastened the wire a little tighter on the earring on the left, so it kept it shape nicely. But I didn't pull it tight enough on the other earring, so it kind of flopped around. Oh well. They were just going to be worn around drunk people. I wasn't worried I'd get graded on them!
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I dyed my hair red that morning so it would be nice and fresh, like Peg Bundy!! |
I love wearing big, huge earrings, so I made these specifically for myself. And when someone noticed that I had them on, my first reaction was, "Ohh thank you! I made these and a few others for this party." Then I felt like being a comedienne, so I added, "Ohh, these old things? He went to Jared's!! You know, Jared's Liquors over on Main St!" That comment garnered a few laughs. Mission accomplished.
Before I get too ahead of myself, I've gotta show you guys my outfit!!
I randomly bought some patterned footless tights that were on sale for $.48. I have no idea what made me buy them. They aren't my cup of tea, ya know?! But I was so glad I did when I realized I could dress trashy. These tights were mad trashy, Yo! I planned to wear them with some boots (since it's winter here) and shorts (because the one jean skirt I have is about 2 sizes too small). Now, what was I going to do for a shirt?!
I found this gray t-shirt while thrifting for $0.50 (of course!)...
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I did all this right before we left, so for once I have good hair/makeup in a before shot! |
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Hmm.. Nautica? Sorry expensive branded shirt, I'm still going to annihilate you! |
My first thought: Cut the collar off. I wanted to be a little "Flashdance-y." Jennifer Beals looked a little trashy in that movie, am I right?! Haha (I still wanted to be her though!!)
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Everyone in the house was sleeping, so I did most of my work on the floor in the living room. |
Damn, because of the V-neck collar, I ended up cutting WAY too much, I ended up having to sew from the shoulders back to the neckline about 3 inches on both sides. I wanted to be trashy, not stripper-y.
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Here I am sewing up my mistake. |
I wasn't even worried about doing a good job. Two reasons: 1) I was going to a white trash party, not a high class couture party; and 2) I didn't plan on wearing this shirt again. It's either going to become rags or kept for another project.
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I sewed the sleeves up a bit, too. |
After trying it on, I decided that the sleeves were a tad baggy, so, I sewed them a little tighter, from the armpit to the sleeve hole, so that I had a smaller opening for my arm.
So, that was it for the top of the shirt. Now to tackle the bottom. I thought of just tying it up in a knot in the front, but quickly nixed that idea as a little too '80's. What's on trend now that I could do? How about a high/low hem?
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This picture is so terrible that it's not even worth looking at!! |
So, I cut the bottom hem off all round, plus an additional 4ish inches in the front, to make it a high/low hem. And that's it folks. I got the rest of my clothing on and took a few selfies while Joe got ready...
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I'm pretty sure I didn't look trashy enough. I kind of look like I normally look!! |
And that's it for the craft portion of this blog post. Now onto the festivities!!
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Me and the wonderful husband, Joe! He got really into character, too!! |
We had my mom take this picture. She is not good at taking pictures. Sorry Mom, you know that's not your strong suit! Anyway, I bought Joe that flannel, thinking I'd cut the sleeves off but Joe wanted them on in case it ended up being too cold. So, I pulled this "Redneck Fishing" t-shirt out of his dresser to redneck it up! He also grew out his facial hair that week, then shaved it in a very "Larry The Cable Guy" fashion. Guys are so easy to dress.
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Shannon, the hostess, and I eating cheese in a can on crackers, my favorite ghetto snack! |
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Joe and the birthday boy, Bob, playing Beirut! |
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Shannon remembered that I love White Russians, so she made me one!!! Yum!! |
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But I couldn't let Shannon make my drink without supervision, she would've doubled it!! |
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What a crappy cake!! |
Umm.. I'm not sure a about this cake. It's funny, very well done, and freakin' perfect for the party!! But I don't think anyone would want to eat the brown frosting!!
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Joe got a hold of a mullet!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
He really rocked that mullet. We talked to this couple for a while and they must've thought we really were trashy. Between Joe's facial hair and my bright red hair, plus our clothes and this mullet, we really committed to this theme!!!
P.S. I love this man!! I am glad he really got into it and didn't act like a bump on a log because he had to go out of his way or out of his comfort zone a bit!!
P.P.S. We had an awesome time at the party!! We only knew the hostess and birthday boy, but that didn't stop us from having a few conversations, meeting some new people, and eating SO much good food!! It helped that we had a couple of drinks (while I'm sure some people had more!!), to loosen us up!!
P.P.P.S. I am so grateful to my parents for babysitting our extremely well-behaved kids!! Seriously, our kids didn't whine, didn't fight, listened to my parents, ate their food, cleaned up their toys, etc.!! And when we picked them up at 11:30pm, they were WIDE AWAKE!!! I'm not even kidding you! For some reason, they wouldn't go to sleep somewhere besides home, even for an hour or two. I've got some weird kiddos!
I can't wait for the next party! Who has a birthday coming up?! (-;